# Thread: Hillary Clinton is done

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Originally Posted by contini
...No matter how you slice it, Obama is in the lead. Even if you count states like Michigan where he was not on the ballot (which is obviously entirely unfair to Obama). So Hillary's mathematics just do not add up.
Here's my idea for SNL this week:
4th grade math class. A young Hillary, wearing a younger version of the yellow pantsuit, is at the board doing a math equation. Maybe the teacher says something like "50 plus 239 plus 374". Hillary writes it on the chalkboard and comes up with an answer of 2025. Every equation comes out to 2025. The teacher tells her she is finished and should sit down. She insists that she's still in it and refuses to go back to her desk.

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That's hilarious!!!

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Good skit, Bonnie. For a second there, I thought Zager and Evans were in the classroom, then I figured out (I think) what 2025 means.

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Originally Posted by matclone
For a second there, I thought Zager and Evans were in the classroom, then I figured out (I think) what 2025 means.
That'd be 2525.

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Originally Posted by matclone
Good skit, Bonnie. For a second there, I thought Zager and Evans were in the classroom, then I figured out (I think) what 2025 means.
2025 Delegates! Of course she'd also be trying to add in Michigan and Florida delegates too.

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Here's some more math - Clinton needs to win the remaining five states 86% - 14% to go ahead in pledged delegates.

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The latest exit poll that I saw was that 59% of voters were missing at least 3 teeth and 98% of those blamed it on uppity black preachers.