BonnieJ2

From BorowitzReport.com

Hillary Says She ‘Misspoke’ About Wrestling Bin Laden
Was Greeting Students in Orlando, Clinton Admits

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, who has been accused in recent days of padding her foreign policy resume while First Lady, admitted today that she may have exaggerated about an encounter she said she had with al-Qaeda terror mastermind Osama bin Laden in 1998.

In an appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday, Sen. Clinton told host Tim Russert, “I wrestled bin Laden in his cave in 1998 and had him pinned to the ground before the bastard got away.”

But a review of Sen. Clinton’s official White House schedule from that period revealed that the then-First Lady was nowhere in the vicinity of Mr. bin Laden on that day, but was instead greeting a group of honor roll students at Disney World in Orlando.

“I may have misspoke about what went on that particular day,” Sen. Clinton said today. “But it was a very busy time for me, what with having that knife-fight with Kim Jong-Il and all.”

Reporters peppered Sen. Clinton’s new press spokesman with questions about another purported exploit of hers, in which the senator claimed that she and a ragtag team of blue-collar drillers deflected an asteroid on a collision course with the Earth.

“Everything Hillary Clinton says is true,” said her new spokesman, the author James Frey.

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matclone

I don't get it. Has she been recently accused of exaggerating some accomplishment?

Flop The Nuts

Clone, as locked in as you to politics, I assume you're kidding, but here's a link.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

Her story had the benefit of everything but being true.

matclone

I generally don't watch cable TV news or listen to talk radio. There will probably be something in the newspaper tomorrow.

To add complication to the story, however, about two weeks ago, on C-Span, I saw Clinton talking to the press about going to Bosnia, and one of her campaign staff--a big black guy who had some State security position at the time, basically corroborated the story that they had to run because there was some danger. I don't remember anything being said about being under fire.

Monstrddg

Her dates are wrong, she did wrestle him but wasnt even close to pinning him.

It was tied after three periods and neither one was interested in a sudden death....

BonnieJ2

Something I found today:

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slayer

Matclone, you should join the 21st century with the rest of us.