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    Please just take this post for what it is: fun. I'm not trying to troll with this.

    My wife offered and interesting theory today as to why Ann Colter may be slowly but surely going mad.

    If you've heard her over the past 48 hours you've heard her literally screaming and yowling all over conservative media outlets about a conspiracy by liberals to keep her off of their programs. She spoke of "lifetime bans" of her by liberals in the media.

    Her evidence offered for this was that she was bumped from the Today show 48 hours ago because of new guests that needed to go in her place because of the situation in Israel. Not uncommon.

    Well, she was on the Today show today and immediately went into a tirade over this, even though she was on one day later and no conspiracy was evident.

    Anyway, with that background information, here is the theory that my wife came up with: She needs to eat something. Her eating disorder is so full blown now that her brain is being eaten away as food by her body.

    I think she may be onto something!
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    From Wiki....

    "Coulter has described herself as a polemicist who likes to "stir up the pot" and, unlike "broadcasters", does not "pretend to be impartial or balanced".[1]

    Well, I doubt she's lying about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ban basketball View Post
    ...She needs to eat something. Her eating disorder is so full blown now that her brain is being eaten away as food by her body.
    I think she may be onto something!
    LOL! A few years ago one of my sisters went on a no carb diet and had no bread in the house when we here there. When she explained the diet to my son, he replied "but carbs make you HAPPY!"
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    She is the perfect example of a right wing nut job.

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    Nothing boring about her. I love listening to her and usually agree with most of what she says. Very brilliant and successful lady.

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    I agree with a lot of what she says but not all. She sometimes goes over the top even to a big conservative like myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by ban basketball View Post
    Please just take this post for what it is: fun. I'm not trying to troll with this.

    My wife offered and interesting theory today as to why Ann Colter may be slowly but surely going mad.

    If you've heard her over the past 48 hours you've heard her literally screaming and yowling all over conservative media outlets about a conspiracy by liberals to keep her off of their programs. She spoke of "lifetime bans" of her by liberals in the media.

    Her evidence offered for this was that she was bumped from the Today show 48 hours ago because of new guests that needed to go in her place because of the situation in Israel. Not uncommon.

    Well, she was on the Today show today and immediately went into a tirade over this, even though she was on one day later and no conspiracy was evident.

    Anyway, with that background information, here is the theory that my wife came up with: She needs to eat something. Her eating disorder is so full blown now that her brain is being eaten away as food by her body.

    I think she may be onto something!
    She made an appearance I listenend to on Opie & Anthony. I agree with about 50% of the things she says. However, I do appreciate her unapologetic nature. She is going for shock & entertainment value.

    For instance, she said she gave a speech at some venue and a grad student came up to her afterward and, clearly miffed, told her, "You're not a political advocate.....you're a stand up comedian!". She responded with excitement, "Thank You!". Her point is when she says something outrageous...like calling John Edwards a fag......when people approach her with....."well you said that about John Edwards"....her reply is "I know wasn't that funny!"

    I mean....she's over the top. She's wrong when she makes comments about "racism being extinct". She's also pretty cold hearted when it came to the victims of 9-11. I can't exactly say I like her.....but after her interview, I can say I have a better understanding.
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