Pretty funny, whether you agree with the neocon position or not. Courtesy of Andrew Sullivan, by the way.

Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.

Q: How many neocons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.

Q. Why do you never want to date a neocon?

A. Because they always say they're going to pull out and they never do.