Pretty funny, whether you agree with the neocon position or not. Courtesy of Andrew Sullivan, by the way.
Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.
Q: How many neocons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.
Q. Why do you never want to date a neocon?
A. Because they always say they're going to pull out and they never do.
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