Flop The Nuts

Pretty funny, whether you agree with the neocon position or not. Courtesy of Andrew Sullivan, by the way.

Q. How many neocons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. Neocons don't bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness and set the house on fire.

Q: How many neocons does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. The socket welcomes the light bulb with candy and flowers.

Q. Why do you never want to date a neocon?

A. Because they always say they're going to pull out and they never do.