Originally Posted by M Richardson Yeah, that bear doesn't know how close he came. |
Spoken like a true wrestler!
Speaking of wrestlers and bears, that reminds me of a Mark Schultz story.
When he and Dave were back in Norman they heard about a bear wrestling contest up in Deadwater (thats Stillwater for those that haven't been there).
It seems some fella was traveling the country going from one town pub to the next with his bear "Ginger". For $20 you could wrestle against "Ginger" and if you happened to pin her, he promised to pay you $100!
Wrestling and beer! Just the kinda things that made Dave and Mark want to go up to Deadwater.
Well they drank a few cold ones watching one poor frat boy after another get slapped down by the bear. After a lot of laughs and some liquid courage Mark drops his $20 and goes out there against "Ginger". In shorts
Wrestling Shoes and headgear no less! (Can you imagine the crowd at this point!) "Ginger" wasnt a big Grizzly type and looked no bigger than about 250lb, and infact she was about as tame as a house cat and was muzzled to boot! But she WAS a bear and bears are strong. Very strong.
Sure enough Mark ducked under her big paw and slid around behind and then lifted her off her poor feet and dumped her. Then he stuck in the half and rolled her over straight to her back. End of match. Maybe the quickest fall of his illustrious careeer I'd bet! Crowd goes WILD! Mark jumps up with his chest out and beams with pride. Dave is LHAO.
Then they go to the guy who owns the bear and asks for their $100. Well this guy points out that Mark never had BOTH of her shoulderblades pinned to the floor at the same time! Keep in mind you CANT get both shoulderblades of a bear on the floor at the same time without breaking half the bones in its body. Well Dave and Mark never considered that fact before the match and now both started arguing and yelling at this guy and demanding that someone call the police to make him pay.
Well they never did get their $100 but the police DID run this con man outta town.
So if you ever have the occassion to to try to pin a bear, tame or otherwise, even IF you think you're as
BAD, as Mark Schultz keep your money in your pocket!