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    Quote Originally Posted by RYou View Post
    NASSAU - Ex-golfer Greg Norman and tennis legend Chris Evert were married Saturday in a seaside ceremony held under a veil of tight security on Paradise Island in the Bahamas.
    The bride wore a veil?

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    She was stringing him along until she finally netted him. He courted her and took advantage of her, but they both had a ball because it was love.

    (Aw, Matclone, I was responding to your racquet post - I wouldn't do this on my own . . . well, I guess I would)
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    He: I was shooting for a hole in one, and I got her.

    She: I used to think of marriage as a racquet, but now I know it's Love-Love.

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    He: It started when she paid me a back-handed compliment, but now I'm hooked.

    She: I was attracted to his drive. Most men just put around.

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    Sorry, Spider. If I'd known, I would have left it there. You're just too darn quick to respond.

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    She heard that golfers have BIGGER PUTTERS ?????

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