She was stringing him along until she finally netted him. He courted her and took advantage of her, but they both had a ball because it was love.
(Aw, Matclone, I was responding to your racquet post - I wouldn't do this on my own . . . well, I guess I would)
Atrophy: what you get when you win atournament.
He: I was shooting for a hole in one, and I got her.
She: I used to think of marriage as a racquet, but now I know it's Love-Love.
He: It started when she paid me a back-handed compliment, but now I'm hooked.
She: I was attracted to his drive. Most men just put around.
Sorry, Spider. If I'd known, I would have left it there. You're just too darn quick to respond.
She heard that golfers have BIGGER PUTTERS ?????