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    Default Paris Hilton is out of jail! Ha Ha Ha

    LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton was released from jail early Thursday due to an unspecified medical condition after serving only three days of a 23-day sentence.

    She was sent home with an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet and must remain there for 40 days, according to sheriffs spokesman Steve Whitmore.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070607/...v/paris_hilton

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    Default Re: Paris Hilton is out of jail! Ha Ha Ha

    I wonder if she's suffering from that strange disease we in the military call lackonookie.

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    Naw, it believe it was called "withdrawl" issues.

    Take that whatever way you want to.

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    Go figure...
    Champions are made while no one is watching.

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    Herp'll do ya like that

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    Yeah you guys act surprised. I doubt she was even in jail at all. She went in the front and they took her out the back. Total publicity stunt for a total publicity whore.

    She'll be in Rio this weekend while her lookalike is hanging out in her house with her "bracelet."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JensenS View Post
    Herp'll do ya like that
    So will anorexia....
    Champions are made while no one is watching.

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    Complete b.s.

    Can't say I didn't see it coming though, I knew she wouldn't make the 23 days of her 45 day sentence, completely ridiculous.

    Any other "normal" person would've been taken to the hospital (if medical treatment was needed), given the treatment they needed and sent right back to jail.

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    She was allergic to the plain view of the jail cell.

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