Adolf Oliverbush

Pimach · 07-29-2008, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Adolf Oliverbush

Yes indeed Pimach. We are looking for a forklift operator presently. Our driver spilled a pallet this morning during the quake and took out a wall. We are trying to understand that he was trying to negotiate between other pallets during an earth quake, but we strongly feel that he should have been able to prevent the accident. We let him go just a few minutes ago. Winston does the firing for the company. He flexed up on the young Latino man and removed him from the property.

Fax me your resume.

fork lift operator??? I only provide the muscle.

Adolf Oliverbush · 07-29-2008, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Pimach

fork lift operator??? I only provide the muscle.

In that case, you'll have to interview with Winston. I'll email you his contact information.

Adolf Oliverbush · 07-29-2008, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by the518

me too, i mean, how peculiar. that quake spared everyone but the poor coach of balls. good luck with your insurance claim. my world headquarters here in ventura rolled a little and we did exit the building for safety precautions, nothing even fell off our shelves. but we are a lot further out. i am still at work and have only read internet reports so far. so i do not know what the t.v. is reporting as of now. but i read it was felt as far as vegas so ballcoach may have felt it.

All I felt was Lee tugging at me and then streams of yogurt shooting across the room and a lot of pulsating and rolling motion. I thought it was the best HJ ever, unitl Winston ran in the room screeming earth quake!

Pimach · 07-29-2008, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by Adolf Oliverbush

In that case, you'll have to interview with Winston. I'll email you his contact information.

Fair enough, I hope your rub and tug girls have smooth hands

Adolf Oliverbush · 07-29-2008, 07:21 PM

Guys I just got off the phone with the Yohng Scarlet Knight. I wanted to tell him first, then Dr. White and finally make it public knowledge here.

We have sustained a tremendous amount of damage and it simply cannot be reversed in time for New York. The conference/presentation is off. I don't know yet, I may still fly out just to get away but I have to weigh that out and determine if I am needed here, or if my time will be better spent away, regrouping and spending time with friends. I will keep you all posted. Thanks to each and everyone of you for your concern.

Pimach · 07-29-2008, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Adolf Oliverbush

Guys I just got off the phone with the Yohng Scarlet Knight. I wanted to tell him first, then Dr. White and finally make it public knowledge here.

We have sustained a tremendous amount of damage and it simply cannot be reversed in time for New York. The conference/presentation is off. I don't know yet, I may still fly out just to get away but I have to weigh that out and determine if I am needed here, or if my time will be better spent away, regrouping and spending time with friends. I will keep you all posted. Thanks to each and everyone of you for your concern.

thats too bad Adolf.

Dr.White · 07-29-2008, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Adolf Oliverbush

I posted from my mobile phone device, my work computer has been destroyed and I didn't feel like going out to the limosine for my lap top. Could it be Heavyweight-1 also owns a blackebrry? I know it's quite a stretch, but just about everyone i know has one. I did notice that the font is different size.

Chris bought a 2nd hand pager recently at the Salvation Army. Unless he won the lottery this very week, I can assure you he doesn't own a Blackberry. He has a prepaid minutes cellphone for emergencies and when he is out of minutes (between paychecks), he keeps a pair of dimes in his pocket.

He has a big mouth to feed (his own) and he has to mow dozens of lawns to stay nourished. These are tough times for him. He abandoned his car blocks away from his house where it will remain until he can manage to siphon gas out of an unattended mower (risking his job in the process).

I invited him to join us in Manhattan and cited he financial hardships and the cost of train fares when declining my offer. I didn't offer Winston, but I was hoping you could. Water under the bridge now.

Adolf, I hope we can reschedule this meeting in the near future. I was looking forward to this visit. I wanted Metsfan to authenticate our existence; of course this emergency was impossible to predict and perhaps he concede that much. In the meantime, we will have to rely on Zag to vouch for you while I have my friend from upstate, the518.

Adolf Oliverbush · 07-29-2008, 11:58 PM

Dr. White, as I said in my message earlier today, I am very sorry for having to reschedule at the last minute. We certainly will make it up and have our meeting in the near future. I too would be happy to have Metsfan be part of the highly anticipated meeting. Good evening to you sir.

Adolf Oliverbush · 07-30-2008, 12:07 AM

I have located a photo of Winston and Consuelo, taken during a recent UFC party. You can see many details that authenticate that it is in fact him.

Notice he is throwing up the "W". He likes to do that in photographs.

Notice the plastic bottle and roll of toilet paper that he is handing off to Consuelo (That's for when she comes upstairs and lets Old Adolf have his way with her). I BS you guys not, I filled 1/3 of that bottle that night.

Notice the watch, a gift for his years of service to the company (all employees receive that after 10 years of good standing with the company).

And notice how his henchmen lurk near by, in case they need to spring into action.

DingoBrigade · 07-30-2008, 07:30 AM

Holy shite the hits just keep coming. I didn't realize Winston was a practicing member of MS13. There's a lot more to Winston than meets the eye. I couldn't think of a better mentor to Barnabous.

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