SMS - don't text, I call
Calendar - I know what day it is. Oh business schedule ? it's in my head.
Camera - prefer my Olympus, used a cell camera once in my life and just to see if it works
Photos - a 3 x 5 is too samll never mins a 1 x 1.5 of questionable quality
Calculator - I call mine a brain
Stocks - if you're for the long haul, the price this very minute is moot
Maps - hey, I'm a guy I know where I'm going and I never get lost
Weather - wipers are on it's raining, roof is down is nice out, if I walked out with a coat on, I know it's cold.
Notes - huh ? me forget ?
Clock - guess I better pawn the Rolex
Settings - there only two, sitting and standing I need some device to tell me ?
No, I'm not going to get some convoluted device so my boss can wake me out of bed. He talks too much already.
Get the hint. Information overload is killing us.