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    Information Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    I have been diagnosed with "having issues." I want to apologize to all of those affected by these "issues" and want you to know I will work on having less of them.

    Thanks and have a great day!
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    Did Dr. Big diagnose you with his Wikipedic knowledge?

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    Issues in general or just issues with women?
    ~Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young~

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    Probably both!
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    LOL! What's the plan of action? Lobotomy? Yoga? Vacation?
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    Well I haven't thought it out that far yet. I just got the diagnosis.

    Any suggestions?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Well, vacation is good, but usually only in the short term. As soon as you get back in the grind, you're right back where you were. I can't speak personally for lobotomy, but yoga's good. A hammock is also good.
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Default Re: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Forum

    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    I have been diagnosed with "having issues." I want to apologize to all of those affected by these "issues" and want you to know I will work on having less of them.

    Thanks and have a great day!
    My daughter will be glad to hear that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BonnieJ2 View Post
    Well, vacation is good, but usually only in the short term. As soon as you get back in the grind, you're right back where you were. I can't speak personally for lobotomy, but yoga's good. A hammock is also good.
    Kickboxing worked for me.

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