Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.