ISU2008

Esquire pwnage

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[Wrestling] did nothing for comedy except for when I slammed people and thought it was funny. -Gerald Harris

RYou

Never

ccbig

Being able to swim different stroke can save your or someone else's life.

If you have to swim for a extended length of time you will begin to tire. As you tire if you can switch to another swim stroke you can use other muscles and give the tired muscles a chance to recover.

Times you may need to swim a long time- boat capsizes, rip tide pulls you out, caught in a river current etc.

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Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong- but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong! Heaven save us from poltroons who fear to make a choice. Let us stand up and be counted.

~Robert Heinlein from the book "Double Star"~

If we don't fight hard enough for the things we stand for, at some point we have to recognize that we don't really stand for them.

~Paul Wellstone~

maroon-n-gold

Haven't given a eulogy (thank goodness) - otherwise got the list pretty well covered.

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Those of you who think you know it all really annoy those of us who actually do

cap'n combover

Best advice I ever got in regards to giving a eulogy: don't be the person who starts it with "I" or "me." Damn near all of them do though; the eulogy isn't about you.

Champ Kind

7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill.

Is that possible?

18. Speak a foreign language
I know C++, that is foreign to most people.

19. Approach a woman out of his league.
This is routine when men have consumed at least 12 beers

46. Tell a woman's dress size.
Its always 1 in my book! That is the safest answer.

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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

bluestater

Exactly correct.

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I used to go to anger management classes, but they just made me angry! - Rampage Jackson

JensenS

I still really hardly have any words about this article. Repulsive, utterly repulsive.

Wiltz

I didn't realize the Esquire was a magazine for the metrosexual

You'd never find an article like that in Guns and Ammo

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"He quits, not because he wants to, but because he has to. He has no choice.
" -Tom Brands 01/20/08

JensenS

This guy shrieks when he casts when he goes fishing, and sits up in his room alone drinking wine...