RIP Jacob Schlottke - 1984-2011
"If Cornell finishes ahead of Iowa with five all americans I'll jump into the Des Moines River after finals." -Herkey#1 8/16/12
Being able to swim different stroke can save your or someone else's life.
If you have to swim for a extended length of time you will begin to tire. As you tire if you can switch to another swim stroke you can use other muscles and give the tired muscles a chance to recover.
Times you may need to swim a long time- boat capsizes, rip tide pulls you out, caught in a river current etc.
If we don't fight hard enough for the things we stand for, at some point we have to recognize that we don't really stand for them.
~Paul Wellstone~
Haven't given a eulogy (thank goodness) - otherwise got the list pretty well covered.
Those of you who think you know it all really annoy those of us who actually do ;)
Best advice I ever got in regards to giving a eulogy: don't be the person who starts it with "I" or "me." Damn near all of them do though; the eulogy isn't about you.
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7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill.
Is that possible?
18. Speak a foreign language
I know C++, that is foreign to most people.
19. Approach a woman out of his league.
This is routine when men have consumed at least 12 beers
46. Tell a woman's dress size.
Its always 1 in my book! That is the safest answer.
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
I still really hardly have any words about this article. Repulsive, utterly repulsive.
RIP Jacob Schlottke - 1984-2011
"If Cornell finishes ahead of Iowa with five all americans I'll jump into the Des Moines River after finals." -Herkey#1 8/16/12
