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    Default This Is Pretty Good

    Here's hoping that all of you haven't seen this a million and one times already. If not, enjoy!

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time
    for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
    recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
    chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
    chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified
    to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country
    gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't
    about me.......

    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize
    that he must first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before
    it goes after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we
    need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on
    his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

    OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is
    why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken
    learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
    give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not
    live his life like the rest of the chickens.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the
    road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or
    not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle
    ground here.

    COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
    satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
    chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
    side of the road.

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am
    now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about
    the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY!
    You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
    chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to
    sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird
    gave me any insider information.

    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
    Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.


    JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see
    the plain truth? That's why they call it the "other side." Yes, my friends
    that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too.
    I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the
    liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the
    other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain
    and as simple as that.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
    Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
    enough.

    BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will
    be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story
    of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish
    its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
    together, in peace.

    BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only
    cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
    your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This
    new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........
    reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road
    move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!...... What
    is your definition of chicken?

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?...... We need some
    black chickens!




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    I either hadn't seen it or forgot - can't remember which. Yes, it is pretty good.
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    I either hadn't seen it or forgot - can't remember which.

    At your age; perfectly understandable.
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    sgallan - there was a junior wrestling meet scheduled for the other side.
    Spider - He needed another vacation
    matclone - He wanted to make sure everyone knew where the unemploment checks and food stamps were being handed out.
    Mojo - There was a booksale going on
    Schlottke - Firefox was offering a free web training workshop.
    JensenS - The Minnesota wrestling team was having a beer blast.
    Stardust - She just danced her way across and then back again counting how many steps it takes.
    bluestater - There was a bloggers convention going on.
    Contini - Had to photo the chicken as she arrived.
    WrestlingTerp - had a race with the Maryland Terp across and lost.
    Big - Knew everything was better on the otherside.
    Zapp Bragginan - Heard the chicken wanted to sue Colonel Sanders for enslaving his family and physical abuse.

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