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Jason is in Kansas City this weekend at Brute Nationals. I am a little dissapointed. Jason has made it clear that he don't want to answer questions from people. His two general responses, (written on a piece of notebook paper none the less) are NO and I DON'T KNOW!. I asked him about how to get to Fuddruckers and he didn't know, I asked him if knew where the best local beer establishment was and he said No. I know that in his wonderful way, when things are calmed down, he will take the time to answer all of our questions, so I thought we could have a thread called, Questions for Dart Shark. So let's get started.

Jason here is my first question. Where did you watch the KU/North Carolina Basketball Game?

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Dart Shark

Ah Mike ... you have to preface this with why I have such responses pre-written.

When I announce tournaments, everyone automatically thinks the guy with the mic has all the answers. To prevent getting the same questions over and over ... I write a note that says "Tournament Announcer, do not ask questions pertaining to tournament. Ask Tournament Director"

Or some variation of the sort ... I started getting some funny comments, hence ... the "No" and "I Don't Know" sheets ...

Ask Nathan about that rash .... he'll know what you mean.

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Dart Shark

Answer:
I was eating a big steak dinner at "The Majestic" -- 34 oz. big one.

I didn't watch the roundball game.

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Dear Dart Shark,
What is the meaning of life?

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I here all ODU grads are tops in math and science, so:

If I eat a 34 oz steak and have 4 - 16 oz. beers, what are the mean, median and mode percentages of the fluid retained in a 250 lb male ?

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Where do babies come from?

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Tastes great, or less filling?

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Candy mint or breath mint?

Paper or plastic?

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