Meaning of Life: Depends on whose life. My meaning is different from anyone elses.
Horse Question: It ends up in chinese food.
Mean/Median/Mode: I ended up a heavyweight, so we don't concern ourselves with water retention.
Babies: The Stork and they like susbats.
Wood: Depends on how much woodchuck the woodchuck has drank. It could also be a "munchies" issue.
Beer: Neither, cheap is the correct answer.
Candy/Bag: Breath Mint ... plastic, i can carry more bags in one hand.
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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
Sir: Because Marcie has a premonition Patty will soon play in the WNBA.
Pat: Worst, Movie, Ever. I don't care what "it" is ... it should be shot.
Sliced Bread: Free Beer.
Re: Questions for Dart Shark (AKA Jason Bryant) 
Male or female?
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