I know it's only Thursday but it beats doing homework
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I know it's only Thursday but it beats doing homework
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You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Explaining the unexplainable:
"Good thing I carry the Singer Portable Mini Sewing Machine with me at all times, or my tux would have been ruined by that accident with the UPS truck."
"Love never dies." The Beatles
Deconstructing coolness:
"Hold on, Honey, I'll be undressed in a second. No, Honey, almost there. Just another second. Almost . . . . damn, where did she go?"
"Love never dies." The Beatles
1). "Hah, she said I'd be late to the wedding, even have the gift....that should get her attention.
2). I'll bet his Levi's are cuffed 4 inches also.
1. What did Brown do for your pants?
2. 4-to-1 odds this guy gets his ass whipped by sundown.
"Now class, I'd like for you to transition from downward dog....straight to FULL BRING!!!"
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
