Happy Bottle-Cap Opening Day!
Remember these things for the next year.
1. Dallas hotel rooms have thin walls.
2. It's pronounced Err-KEEN.
4. Make sure you pick up the correct bag at the airport.
5. You're wise to stay away from former roomates that lose a wrestling match to a nightstand.
6. I just ate chinese food, what's that mean to you?
7. My name is Earl.
That's all for now.