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A joke for you all-

A retired couple jets off to vacation in sunny Mexico.

After checking into their hotel they both want to go site seeing in the village. The wife says she would like to do some shopping first so she tells her husband to go have a short look around town but to meet her back at the hotel at noon so they can go see some sites together.

The husband wanders around enjoying the sites and sounds of this quaint little village. He realizes that he left his watch back at the hotel and he has no idea what time it is.

The husband looks around and sees a man reclining against a wall near a donkey, a sumbrarro tipped down to shade his eyes seemingly taking a siesta.

The husband walks over to the sleeping man and taps his shoulder and says "Excuse me there Pancho, do you know what time it is?" The sleeping man awakes and tips up his sumbrarro. Slowly he reaches over and hefts the donkeys large testicles and says to the elderly husband "Si, it is about 11:30."

The husband is somewhat stunned says to the man "That is amazing! How can you tell what time it is by lifting a donkey's balls?"

The reclining mans smiles and says "It is very easy... first you lift the donkeys balls like this.." again he hefts the donkeys balls several inches upwards and then he squints his eyes and points with his other hand and says "you see that clock over there?"