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    This was in the local paper today....

    Crash injures driver

    AUBURN ? One person was injured in a crash Sunday at 12:10 p.m. at the west edge of Auburn, according to Auburn Police.

    Richard L. Manlove, 69, of the 7200 block of South 160E, Wolcottville, complained of chest pain following the crash. He was transported by EMS to DeKalb Memorial Hospital.

    Manlove was driving his 1997 Saturn SSL eastbound on S.R. 8 when his car was struck by 1997 Acura IGL driven by Kenton C. Miller, 22, of the 400 block of Hawthorne Place, Auburn. Manlove?s vehicle spun around and came to a stop facing westbound.

    Miller told police he was turning left onto Smaltz Way from S.R. 8 and did not see Manlove?s car.

    Total damage is estimated at $5,001-$10,000.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Particularly if he goes by Dick instead of Richard

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    My friend's 8th grade Spanish teacher was named Ms. Head. One day her brother Richard came in to visit. No joke. His name was really Dick Head. How horrible is that?

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    I agree, living with the stigma of a bad name can be daunting.

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    Played HS football with a guy who's last name was Case, he named his first son Justin.

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    Kid in the grade below me ... Tom Morrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tpay View Post
    Played HS football with a guy who's last name was Case, he named his first son Justin.
    There was a high school wrestler in North Carolina a few years ago with that name too!

    There was also a wrestler from Sanderson High School named Andy Anderson.... Andy Anderson from Sanderson.
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    I have an Indian friend who's name is Billy Badboy. That's just the way it is on his license. He said he's had conversations like this when being pulled over by the State Patrol.

    Officer: Hello sir, name please.

    Billy: Hello, Billy Badboy.

    Officer: Oh, a smart ##%@%^## huh?

    Billy: No sir, that's my real name. Here's my drivers license.

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    I wrestled a guy in high school named Richard Riden (pronounced rye-den)
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