the first 2 don't really make any sense. The music one was good, and i chuckled at the end of the last one.
You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I like 'em. I hate the MAC commercials.
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.