Proverbs About Money

With money you can
buy a house
but not a home.

With money you can
buy a clock
but not time.

With money you can
buy a bed
but not sleep.

With money you can
buy a book, but
not knowledge.

With money you can
buy a doctor,
but not good health.

With money you can
buy a position

but not respect.

With money you can
buy blood
but not life.

With money you can
buy sex
but not love.

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers

Confucius says:

Man who has hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

It is good for man to meet lady in park but even better for man to park meat in lady.

Originally Posted by DH

Confucius says:

Man who has hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

It is good for man to meet lady in park but even better for man to park meat in lady.

DH, nice going.

Originally Posted by tpay

DH, nice going.

Just to clarify, I didn't make those up. Those are actual Confucianisms.

Just kidding. Those and more were on some radio show I listened to once in college. They were pretty funny. I can't remember all of them though.

First: those are indeed true chinese proverbs: my source confirmed it.

Second: you guys really made me laugh with your replies. Especially Spider: again you show you are one of the funniest guys on the planet!!!