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    Default Just for you Big Stiffy

    I think this is right up your alley. Better jump on it before its too late!!!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071212/...v/paris_hilton


    Paris Hilton is looking for 'a nice boy'

    BERLIN - Paris Hilton is looking for a boyfriend and knows exactly what qualities Mr. Right should possess.

    "Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be funny, smart and loyal."

    The celebrity heiress, author, singer, perfume designer and reality TV star was in the German capital to take part in an advertising campaign for Rich Prosecco ? a sparkling wine that is to be sold in cans.

    Hilton said she was planning to visit one of Berlin's Christmas markets, the city's famous museums and had already been partying at Berlin's trendy Cookies club.

    Hilton, wearing a black glittering dress and a golden chain and cross around her neck, also told reporters that she is making an effort to personally contribute to protecting the environment.

    "I changed all the light bulbs to energy safe light bulbs and I'm buying a hybrid car right now," Hilton said, adding she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

    "Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    She wore out her welcome a long time ago. If I were host, I would show her the door.

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    Remember, always use protection. For Paris Hilton, here is the kind of protection I am thinking.

    You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    ...she also turned off the lights at home, didn't leave the TV on or the water running when she left the home.

    "Little things that people can do every day to make a huge difference."

    Wow. Glad to know that she turns the faucet off when she leaves the house. Such a conservationist.
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    I think this is right up your alley. Better jump on it before its too late!!!

    "Right now I'm single but I am looking for a nice boy," she told reporters in Berlin on Wednesday. "He should be funny, smart and loyal."
    You're so in, Big Stiffy... Champ lost out when she asked for someone that's nice, funny, smart and loyal! :P

    Just kidding, Champ. Even though you're not the Tetris King anymore, I'm sure she'd still give you a shot too!

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    Don't leave the house without it.

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    Champ...is this your way of telling me your true feelings about me???
    Curtis Chenoweth
    wannabe national champ headed to a new home:walkman:

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    Default Re: Just for you Big Stiffy

    I am looking out for you, especially since you have experience dating famous people.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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