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    Default Summary of Grips and Homer in AZ

    -Fairly cool-->Tossing a guy for five
    -Not very cool-->Landing on your face on the concrete in the process.
    -"He looks like the Terminator"
    -SCHY-SHOT!!!
    -Nate molesting ANL's girlfriend (I've done it too, she's used to it)
    -"I'll I've learned since I've been here is that drinks are always free in Scottsdale"
    -The Heart Attack Grill is the best establishment in the USA
    -Krumping and Breakdancing unfortunately are equal, although Krumping is so interior.
    -The arrival of Muff (my best friend from Tucson)
    -"Rolling up in a Ford Escape has never been more lame"
    -"Are you a professional boxer?"
    -Grips is worst watch buyer ever
    -Homer hates hot 19 years olds who obviously are interested in him (sigh)
    -My sister Bucket (yes, I have weird nicknames for everyone) talking to her husbands mom and her African-American friend. The mom says "What are Tom's kids' names again", Bucket replies "Kristen, Kevin, and Kim. Easy to remember, it's KKK". Awkward silence.
    -Grips says that Pat Payne talks about nothing other than poker.
    -Donkeys dropping an I-Phone and somehow not noticing. Those things are huge, how do you not notice?
    -Worst Tequila shots ever
    -Gigantic cup full of death shot that you have to drink with 2 straws. Night downhill after that.
    -Jumping back and forth on the chariots of fire.
    -Nate projectile vomiting (or projectile burping) on the chair at Crown Room
    -Don't remember, but then went to Axis/Radius, Pussycat Lounge, back to Mickey's I guess?
    -Taxi driver refusing to give me a ride to the casino (due to my terminator look)
    -Payne and I getting a different cab
    -Me making it rain benjamins on Grips at 8 in the morning after crushing at the casino
    -Grips puking at the casino
    -ANL rolling up and him and Muff absolutely pwning Grips and Homer in beerpong--DYNASTY!!!
    -Arrival of DLo and his wife Coco. Grips says "Why do they call you DLo?" to which DLO responds "Oh, because my name is Danny Landers". Makes perfect sense to me.
    -Ron Renzi and Ryan Bader show up and we walk over to Mickeys.
    -CB Dolloway shows up as do a former Hodge award winner and another NCAA champion from Iowa State (shouldn't be hard to figure out who these guys are, esp. if you read a few lines down)
    -Jay Glazer has VIP at the newest bar in Scottsdale, and he trains with Bader and all of them, so we roll in there like we own the place, as we pretty much do when we get in. Jay Glazer makes fun of my terminator look. I can't blame him. He's a very very cool guy though and I'm sure the night cost him a few $1000 dollars.
    -Zach Roberson is the worst rock, paper, scissor player in the history of the world. He also disappears faster than David Blaine.
    -Dale Hellestrae is the best color commentator ever. "There's a ch-chill in the air, I'm RETARDED!"
    -Grips pimping 18 year olds and Dave and Busters.
    -Jackrabbit is the best club ever. Ok, maybe not.
    -"Mini's First Time", starring Old Shamrock, is the best movie of all time.
    -"Later Casino." "Later Shot"
    -Weirdest, most helpful waiter ever at the Olive Garden.

    I'm sure I'm missing some stuff. The last 2 days we pretty much did absolutely nothing, but that's only because the previous 4 days we brought it about as hard as is humanly possible. Homer will be making it out to Amishtown sometime next year for sure.
    Last edited by homerdindon; 11-15-2007 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Forgot about Mini's First Time somehow
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    Default Re: Summary of Grips and Homer in AZ

    Well glad to know that is what explained the 4 am and 5 am phone calls...
    Champions are made while no one is watching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by homerdindon View Post
    -Gigantic cup full of death shot that you have to drink with 2 straws. Night downhill after that.
    Luckily someone got a picture of you two and that drink.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Mayor of Bringsburg homerdindon's Avatar
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    Default Re: Summary of Grips and Homer in AZ

    haha, that is awesome Champ. The two straws thing did make it seem really gay. No, we each had our own drink with two straws, to speed up the drinking process.
    "Now class, I'd like for you to transition from downward dog....straight to FULL BRING!!!"

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    Default Re: Summary of Grips and Homer in AZ

    Sounds like way too much fun!

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    Default Re: Summary of Grips and Homer in AZ

    ... no wonder phone calls at noon (eastern) went unanswered.

    I'll add another from PA.
    "Grips saying pwn way too much for his own good."
    "Grips pwning trivia with a team name -- Skiles drinks at the House of Pasta now"

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