I don't like cats, so I'd be happy to hook a sea kitten.
Spider - it's early afternoon. You are with your girlfriend for the long weekend. You've had a couple of glasses of wine. AND YOUR POSTING ON TWT?
I am afraid you are getting old.
R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.
The PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals jok is pretty old and stale by now, but someone's got to say it on a thread like this one.
What's new and funny (in a "this is rediculous") kind of way is the Sea Kittens site. Reminds me how much I like fishing.