Ah, my liver, my liver!
OKay, we both agree then..... the mat is yellow.
That ref sucks, wait till he gets a little closer, I am gonna rip a big one.
We're having borscht for dinner. Wanna come over?
The Trapeze bar was unusually slippery today.
"Hey would you crack my back"? "Noooo! not like that"
Since we're so good at pairs artistic gymnastics, we should try wrestling sometime.
If this ain't the most f'ed up game of twister ever I don't know what is.