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    I jumped over a puddle today at school and my pants tore, what should I do?
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    Your pants caught on fire? How did that happen?

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    There's really only one thing you can do: Go around pants-less for the rest of the day.


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    Why are you wearing tight pants?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiltz View Post
    Why are you wearing tight pants?
    They make me feel safe and secure
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    I really don't know why people get tore up over such puddling matters.

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    Were those Hawkeye or Gopher pants? If so, it's no wonder and you deserved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoSt View Post
    They make me feel safe and secure
    This reminds me of Superbad. "A division sign"
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    McAllister: "Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo."

    Sailor: "Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?"





    McAllister: "Aye, the hot pants."

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