I want a different title to. Round of 12 and/or All-American just rub salt into my wounds, if you will. Here are my suggestions for some fellow posters:
Dart Shark - "Captain Pwn-a-Cone" or "Chief Editor - Oakland Press"
DH - "Temptress o' Noodlers" or "Bottle Opener Queen"
Fanforlife - "Candycane Extraordinaire"
Gripsnhips - "Shanghai Knight", "Jager Bomber", or "Donkey Pwner"
I can't give myself a nickname, so I'll stick with the generic ones for now if I must.
"Frosty The Four Timer"