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    Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum - Yahoo! News

    Talk about a ball buster.

    An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

    The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

    The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

    As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

    In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.

    Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    Holy crap, that'll ruin your weekend.
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    Mike,
    thanks for asking but i would have ripped that worthless bitch's head off before she got near me .
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    Quote Originally Posted by M Richardson View Post
    In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work.
    I hope he doesn't get sacked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider View Post
    I hope he doesn't get sacked.
    That's nuts.

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    or actually nutless...

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