TightWaist's 2009 Politically Incorrect Irish Joke Thread

[ban basketball]

Read all of these posts in this thread, folks. Pay particularly close attnention to page 2. It looks like tight-waist/vise grip had some real socially redeeming information to impart to us all by starting this bigoted thread.

Nah, he wasn't trying to jab at, antagonize anyone, or troll by starting this so critically important thread on ethnic hatred today.

http://openmat.invisionplus.net/?mfo...pic=1344&st=15

[ban basketball]

Read all of these posts in this thread, folks. Pay particularly close attnention to page 2. It looks like tight-waist/vise grip had some real socially redeeming information to impart to us all by starting this bigoted thread.

Nah, he wasn't trying to jab at, antagonize anyone, or troll by starting this so critically important thread on ethnic hatred today.

http://openmat.invisionplus.net/?mforum=openmat&showtopic=1344&st=15

[M Richardson]

O.K. Ban, you've made your point. Now go away. You saw the title of the thread. You don't have to read it.

[arm-spin]

I'm not offended by the Irish jokes, but does there really have to be 3 threads of them? Can they be merged?

[ban basketball]

O.K. Ban, you've made your point. Now go away. You saw the title of the thread. You don't have to read it.

Ok. All well and good. Be sure to let me know what you think of my upcoming posts. I'll be sure to remind you to not read them.

[ban basketball]

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!

As long as we have deemed it perfectly acceptable to spread ethnic stereotypes and prejudice, all the while telling folks like me to "look the other way" and "not be offended" (can you get anymore arrogant as to tell someone what is and isn't supposed to offend them?) when such threads are posted, heck, I got a really great idea! Why not spread all of the fun around, eh? Why just let Irish people have all of the fun by being the butt end of our fun jokes, huh?

If you all don't like it, don't read this thread. After all, all of you PC crazies, you shouldn't be offended, nor should you have to read this, as you've been warned by the title, right?

(Obviously, this thread is an act of protest. I am perfectly aware and expect to be banned for this. I'm ok with all of you thinking of me as the PC jerk that I am. I will sleep well at night knowing that I am not wrong for thinking that ethnic/racist jokes are wrong. Fare thee well, folks).

[ban basketball]

Because I can't bring myself to actually write or copy and paste this garbage, I will provide these hilarious links for all of you to read. Enjoy at others' expense!

Why do they use the word "racist" in the title of their jokes?! Heck, such jokes aren't "racist." People are just being too PC!! The first one is GREAT! It begins with an Irish joke, which are absolutely HILARIOUS! Gotta love those.

My genuine apologies to anyone whom I have truly offended. I hope that you accept my protest and understand my point.

http://www.funnyjokes.name/jokes.php?id_categ=136

http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.ph...ers&page=page1

http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.php?page=spic

http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.php?page=gay

http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.ph...kes&page=page1

http://www.racist-jokes.com/index.php?page=arab

[Zapp Brannigan]

Those jokes would have been funnier on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. It's all about context.

[JensenS]

Indeed...