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    It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cutt'n me chest out!"

    "Well, Paddy my lad," said Seamus, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you."

    So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again. After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there. Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground.

    "T'anks be to heaven, is he alright?" Seamus hailed to the farmers.
    "Well," said one of the farmers, " he was alright when we found him here .. but since we turned his head back to front .. he hasn't said a word since!"

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    Jimmy-Joe finds a Genie lamp and rubs it. Out comes the Genie and asks "Master you have released me from the lamp and I grant you three wishes, what would you like"

    Jimmy-Joe scratches his head, then answers "A bottle of Guinness that never gets empty. "Granted master" retorted the Genie and produced the bottle. Jimmy-Joe was delighted and got drunk on this one magic Guiness bottle for weeks then he remembered that he had two other wishes. He rubbed the lamp again and the Genie appeared. "Yes master, you have two more wishes, what would you like?" "You know that magic, never ending Guinness bottle" he asks the Genies. "Well, for my final two wishes, I'd like another two of them"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JensenS View Post
    I guess we'd lose you too then in that case, since you wouldn't have anything to talk about anymore.
    touche
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    You all can thank me later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ban basketball View Post
    Why don't you take that crap somewhere where people want to read stereotypes? I hear that bigot.com will welcome ethnic joke threads.

    Wow! Nice to see that our country is progressing, eh, folks?

    Besides... I thought you were ignoring me. I can see now you werent.

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    The other Irish Joke thread is funnier.
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    I ask this question in all seriousness.

    I have to assume that all racial and ethnic jokes are now ok then, correct? After all, what we deem as "not offensive" to one group must apply to all, as we are now the ones who will determine what is to offend someone and what is not to offend them.

    If not, then why do we pick and choose in this regard? To actually play into two complete trolls, who contribute nothing to these forums, and are starting this thread literally to antagonize is sad, at best.
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    Gee, isn't it funny that we haven't seen tight-waist on here for months until St. Patrick's day to start an ethnic joke thread.

    Hmmm...I wonder why that is so? it must be very socially rdeeming for us all, folks. So, let's be sure to read today's ethnic hatred. Shall we?
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    Gee, isn't it funny that we haven't seen tight-waist on here for months until St. Patrick's day to start an ethnic joke thread.

    Hmmm...I wonder why that is so? It must be very socially redeeming for us all, folks. So, let's be sure to read today's ethnic hatred. Shall we?
    Last edited by ban basketball; 03-16-2009 at 11:58 PM.
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