I've posted this one before, but some might haved missed it.
An Irishman is walking through the woods when he finds a leprechaun caught in a trap. He frees the leprechaun and the leprechaun tells him that he will receive three wishes as a reward, but because the leprechaun is a sly one, the Irishman?s worst enemy, Finnegan, will receive double what he receives. The Irishman thinks for a minute and then asks for a 50 acre estate in the green hills of Ireland, where he can spend the rest of his days in comfort.
?Aye, and it?s done,? says the leprechaun, but your worst enemy, Finnegan, will be gettin? a 100 acre estate.?
?Next,? says the Irishman, ?I?d like 20 beautiful, young lasses to tend to my every desire, if ye know what I mean.?
?Done again,? replies the leprechaun, ?but know that your worst enemy, Finnegan, will be enjoyin? the company of 40 beauties. And your final wish??
?For me last wish,? answers the Irishman, ?could ya please remove one of me testicles.?