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    The Bathtub Test

    During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director, "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? "

    'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

    'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because
    it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

    'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
    a Bed near the window?'
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    haha! I'll be passing that one along to some friends.

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    Fer the school marm.


    A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

    She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

    He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.

    'I thought 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.

    'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.
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    lol. Those are some good jokes. I'll have to tell them to my friends sometime if i dont forget.
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    lol. Those are some good jokes. I'll have to tell them to my friends sometime if i dont forget.
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    hahahah.......thats very very funny.... Thanks man for sharing.

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