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    As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

    You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't fight with your friends, don't over indulge, etc.

    But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.
    Life's not the breaths you take, the breathing in and out that gets you through the day ain't what it's all about. It's the moments that take your breath away.

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    Last edited by RYou; 02-19-2009 at 05:25 PM.
    Life's not the breaths you take, the breathing in and out that gets you through the day ain't what it's all about. It's the moments that take your breath away.

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    Kinda like the redneck that needed a vasectomy . . . .

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    that is way worse than a firecracker.
    but then again, i may be retarded

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    Nasty pic, but I am guessing if someone blew off that much of their ass they would be in a hospital not dropping trow for a pic.

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    Not to "one up" you, but a kid from my hometown took some kids up on a prank to put a firecracker in his teeth and light it. He lost his two front teeth!
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    Do you suppose that alcohol was in some way involved in the decision-making?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RYou View Post
    As a parent, I often wonder if I taught my sons and daughter everything they needed to know to lead a safe and sane life.

    You know what I mean . . . . .don't run with a knife, don't stick beans in your nose, don't fight with your friends, don't over indulge, etc.

    But you know I think I might have missed this particular piece of advice.
    I completely missed the advice about beans in your nose, and ears, must be similar to my misuse of Breathe Right strips..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by WrestlingTerp View Post
    I completely missed the advice about beans in your nose, and ears, must be similar to my misuse of Breathe Right strips..............
    Beans up the nose, that was strickly a guy thing. Balancing a spoon ON her nose, that was my daughter's special talent.
    Life's not the breaths you take, the breathing in and out that gets you through the day ain't what it's all about. It's the moments that take your breath away.

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