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    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071006/...l_mart_wedding

    Love blooms in Wal-Mart aisle

    Sat Oct 6, 3:17 PM ET

    SPRINGFIELD, Ohio - Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, wedding in lawn and garden.

    Employees Chet Eldridge and Danna Hornback tied the knot Thursday amid the retailer's flowers, shrubs and lawn chairs.

    Eldridge, 51, an automotive manager, and Hornback, 45, an arts and crafts associate, met during the store's employee orientation. She agreed to their first date in the furniture section. After the couple became engaged, a manager suggested they exchange vows at the store.

    "We met here; he asked me out here. Why not?" Hornback said.

    The only unexpected turn occurred when the familiar "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers" announcement over the public address system broke into the ceremony.

    After the couple was pronounced husband and wife, the cheers could be heard in customer service on the other side of the store.

    Springfield is about 40 miles west of Columbus.
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    That has got to be one of the most moronic things I've ever read. People can be so lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrastler118 View Post
    That has got to be one of the most moronic things I've ever read. People can be so lame.
    You're quite a friendly sort, aren't you?

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    If you knew the things I know about the inner workings of Wal Mart, you'd be just as friendly about that company as I am.

    And, yes, getting married in a Wal-Mart is quite lame. JMO

    When me and my wife first got together, we met in a Wal Mart aisle(dated in HS), but never once did I think of getting married there.
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    Just calling the idea lame is kind of rude to the couple who seem to have a reason to get married there. While it may seem a little strange, one could also argue that its "lame" to meet in a Wal-Mart to begin with.

    (still think you should host here though)..

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    It was quite lame. But then you would agree that the original story was lame since they too met at Wal-Mart.

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    Yeah, who wouldn't think it was weird... I'm just here to keep the conversation flowing, and to give away free stuff.

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    I wonder if they bought the marriage license at a discounted Wal Mart price?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RYou View Post
    I wonder if they bought the marriage license at a discounted Wal Mart price?
    It was a Great Value brand marriage. However, within a month they'll have to take it back or buy a new one.
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