It been a little over a year now that Shane has been administrating this managerie. It's about time he's been bestowed with his own personal moniker. We've dubbed Curtis The Big Stiffy because of neck woes. Now it's Jensen's Turn. Herewith are the options:
Skipper - he's the captain of this minnow, the USS TWT, isn't he ?
Skippy - a friendlier version of the above and as smooth an operator as is the peanut butter
Skip - maybe we'll just use this when we call out - Hey Skip, what'd you do that for ?
Elroy - well he may not be a member of the Jetson family, but it's close enough