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    Default Over 60?

    If you are pushing 60, the following are probably true:

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4. People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

    9. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to a manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

    20. You didn't notice #10 was missing

    And Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    NCAA Champ WhippetGrappler's Avatar
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    Default Re: Over 60?

    LOL, I missed #10 not being there, but I still have a ways to go to hit 60.

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    i walked about 2 blocks to in order to read a road sign which said ''stay inside -HEAT WARNING !!''-temps here are 100 degrees +and i was seeing spots while walking yesterday !! I'm trying to make it till December 21 ,2012 to see if the Mayan calender is correct..unsure if i'll make it.
    You know, I think I would rather be a man than a god . We don't need anyone to believe in us. We just keep going anyhow. It's what we do.

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    Russ - you are a wrestler. You will make what you decide to make. I have complete faith in you making it to 12/21/12 - and as far beyond as you decide to go. Stay strong.
    As far as the sign goes - yeah, that figures!

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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