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Dancer charged with biting another at strip club
The Gazette

CEDAR RAPIDS - A dancer at a Cedar Rapids strip club faces an assault charge after she was accused of biting and nearly severing a fellow performer's finger this week, court records show.

Jasmine A. Summerville, 21, of Green Bay, Wis., was performing at Dancers Ranch, 7000 Sixth St. SW, when the assault happened Wednesday, said Cedar Rapids Police Lt. Charles Mincks. He said another stripper, 26-year-old Amber L. Ross, of 814 Third Ave. SW, was "screaming" and approaching Summerville in a "threatening manner." Summerville allegedly bit Ross' finger when it was pointed into her face.

Summerville was charged with a misdemeanor count of assault causing bodily injury, and Ross was charged with a misdemeanor count of disorderly conduct.

Both women were allowed to bond out of jail on their own recognizance, Mincks said.