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    Do you think it's safe for me to drop him from my Fantasy Football roster?

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    A bullet in the leg tends to slow you down. I know!

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    Could be he'll have a lengthy vacations. He's facing felony illegal weapons charge which in NY carries a minimum 3.5 year sentence. That ought to straighten him out of a bit. The Gints are about to disown him and he's facing having his $30 mil contract torn up.
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    Bloomberg is already calling for him to be prosecuted just like anyone else with a weapons charge in NYC, which means mandatory jail time.

    I wonder if the NFL will allow people to buy Plaxico jerseys with the name Harris Smith on them? That's apparently the name he checked in under at the ER when he told them he'd been shot at an Applebee's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by therick View Post
    Bloomberg is already calling for him to be prosecuted just like anyone else with a weapons charge in NYC, which means mandatory jail time.

    I wonder if the NFL will allow people to buy Plaxico jerseys with the name Harris Smith on them? That's apparently the name he checked in under at the ER when he told them he'd been shot at an Applebee's.
    Someone said on Around the HOrn that he should have checked in under the name Ron Plaxico.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapp Brannigan View Post
    Someone said on Around the HOrn that he should have checked in under the name Ron Plaxico.
    Awesome
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    "you'll shoot your thigh out!"

    funny skit about Plax
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