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    Default Can you guess what this is a list of?

    A live, shaved, declawed gerbil
    a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup
    an ax handle
    a 9-inch zucchini
    a 14-inch vibrator with two D-cell batteries
    a plastic spatula
    a 9-1/2 inch water bottle
    a Coke bottle
    a 3-1/2 inch Japanese float ball
    an 11-inch carrot
    an antenna rod
    a 150-watt light bulb
    a screwdriver
    four rubber balls
    72 jewelers’ saws
    a paperweight
    an apple
    an onion
    a plastic toothbrush package
    a frozen pig’s tail
    a 10-inch length of broomstick
    an 18-inch umbrella handle
    a banana encased in a condom
    two Vaseline jars
    a whisky bottle with a cord attached
    a teacup
    an oil can
    a 6-inch by 5-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces
    a 6-inch stone weighing two pounds
    a baby powder can
    a test tube
    a ballpoint pen
    a peanut butter jar
    a flashlight
    a turnip
    a pair of eyeglasses
    a hard-boiled egg
    several tumblers and glasses
    a file
    a polyethylene waste trap from the U-bend of a sink
    a Carbonundum grindstone with handle
    concrete and a ping-pong ball.

    From "News of the Weird".

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    Obviously you'd think something perverted, but is the same list that was posted on here not too long back, aka the list of things confiscated at airport security or something along those lines?
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    things confiscated from rectums.

    this list was in one of Howard Sterns books
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    adolphs lunch pail
    but then again, i may be retarded

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    Things more exciting that the Detroit Lions

    Actually, things smuggled into jail, I'm guessing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimach View Post
    things confiscated from rectums.

    this list was in one of Howard Sterns books
    I'm going with Pimach on this one.

    Things removed from patients' rectums at hospital ERs (aka ... things collected in the "Butt Box" on Scrubs).


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    Yep, things removed from rectums (emergency rooms, not jails). The gerbil was later found to be apocryphal. The jeweler's saws all came from the same guy, but in two separate incidents. The frozen pig's tail became irretrievable when it thawed.
    At the prison where I work we had a young lady insert a 6 inch hair comb in her rectum (her voices kept telling her to hurt herself). It required surgical removal. Considering what a bloody mess that made, I cannot imagine a 5 X 6, 22 oz tool box or the u-trap from a sink.

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    "a banana encased in a condom"

    Fears of HIV infection, or what? The condom throws me a bit!
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    Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!
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