Today I had an interesting experience - a sonogram and biopsy of my prostate. A device, approximately the thickness of my little finger, was inserted into an orifice that normally passes material the other direction. That was to take pictures. The doctor, who's name, looks, and accent made me think he may have been from India, then used the probe to inject lydocaine into my prostate. After a few minutes, he then took 12 samples from various locations.
After I got home, I suddenly realized, I had been anal-probed by an alien! I am calling that late-night radio show tonight!