Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because she recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the
road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from
Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that she must
first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before she goes after
the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help her realize how stupid she's acting by not taking on her 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why she
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from her mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that she can just drive across the road and not live her life like the rest of the flock.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here... life has no
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
That chicken crossed the road because she's GUILTY! You can see it in her eyes and the way she walks.
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American... anyone knows we need a better fence!
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Did the chicken cross the road? Did she cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed at the toll, but why it crossed I've not been told.
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, yet went on to accomplish her life
long dream of crossing the road.
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is
much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........reboot, BOYS reboot!
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
You do know I invented the chicken!
Did I miss one?
Where's my gun? They don't fly ya' know?