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    Default Five Metric Tons of Cocaine Siezed!!!

    On a submarine!!!

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    http://www.yahoo.com/s/658072
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Man, that's a lot of Blow. Amazing the diffent ways they come up with.

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    Wow, interesting. Reading it triggered a memory of an old war story (or two). I hope you don?t mind me sharing.

    About twelve years ago I stopped a Jeep Cherokee for a fairly innocuous traffic violation that ended up with me arresting the male drive (sole occupant) for DUI. Behind the driver?s seat I found a locked briefcase, of which he denied ownership by saying, ?It?s not mine and anything you find inside it isn?t mine either.? I broke it open and found about 300 grams of cocaine with packaging material, scales, pay/owe sheets and some coded messages.

    I got our narcotics task force involved who served paper on his house that yielded lots of residue and supporting sales evidence but no significant weight. The DEA and our Narc team tried to get the driver to roll but he was uncooperative. I don?t remember the amount of his bail but he paid it in cash. DEA got a federal warrant to wire tap his business and the sidewalk fronting it (where he conducted many of his ?meetings? and also tapped his house, and had him on tape making contact inside Colombia to inquire about killing a certain cop and his whole family along with a particular judge. We (they) swept him up again and he eventually pleaded to 15 years. He has basically disappeared so I've wondered if he actually rolled over on someone. I?ve never heard another word but for many years following I took my familiy's security and my own very seriously. I've been threatened many times but this was a little more disturbing.

    Not too long after that my beat partner stopped a driver and discovered about 30 pounds of weed in his car. We served paper on his house and business and found about 50 pounds more and a softball size chunk of hash along with oil. The prelim and motion to suppress hearings had some humorous points but he eventually pleaded to about ten years. I understand he first went to Folsom then received a promotion to Pelican Island.

    Sorry for the hijack, but thanks for letting me reminisce.

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    That is crazy, but have you pulled over a submarine yet?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Anyone that loses $352 M for his boss......may they rest in peace(s).

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    Quote Originally Posted by RYou View Post
    Anyone that loses $352 M for his boss......may they rest in peace(s).
    Not to mention the submarine that I'm sure was taken with the Coke.
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