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    Default End Zone for Sale!

    I have been awaiting one of these to be for sale for a long time!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shu...urn=nfl,113544

    Got a spare half million dollars? Buy the Cowboys end zone!

    By MJD

    I'm embarrassed to tell you that I'm already excited for the Christmas season. But how can I help it? The Neiman Marcus Christmas Book is out, and I'm the kind of guy who likes to lavish friends and family with meaningful, sensible gifts that celebrate the true meaning of Christmas. Like $1,500 teddy bears that have Swarovski? crystal belt buckles.

    And if I knew and liked any Cowboys fans, this is what I'd get them: the Cowboys end zone out of the old Texas Stadium. It's only $500,000 (installation not included; please contact your local end zone installer).

    To honor battles won and heroes lost over 38 glorious years, you can put 530 square yards of sporting history into your own backyard: An entire Cowboys Texas Stadium end zone. Our exclusive package also includes the VIP treatment for the last regular season Cowboys game in Texas Stadium. Your crew gets pre-game photos in your zone with Jerry Jones, a luxury suite for the game, and a once-in-a-lifetime post-game tailgate party on your soon-to be new backyard (with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, no less).

    If I were Dan Snyder, I'd buy it and use the blue turf to line every urinal at FedEx field.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    I was just going to post this and you beat me to it!

    I think Adolf Oliverbush should buy it ... and give it to thecobra for Christmas.


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    1964 - 2008

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