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    Investment tips for 2009
    For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next wave of mergers.
    Watch for these consolidations in 2009:


    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
    Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:MMMGood.

    4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:Knott NOW!

    And finally....
    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:TittyTittyBangBang

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    Good stuff MR, though it may funnier in different times.
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