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    greyhound rescuer M Richardson's Avatar
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    Investment tips for 2009
    For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next wave of mergers.
    Watch for these consolidations in 2009:

    1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

    2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
    Poly, Warner Cracker.

    3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:MMMGood.

    4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa.

    5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:FedUP.

    6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:Fairwell Honeychild.

    7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:PouponPants.

    8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:Knott NOW!

    And finally....
    9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:TittyTittyBangBang

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    Good stuff MR, though it may funnier in different times.
    Life's not the breaths you take, the breathing in and out that gets you through the day ain't what it's all about. It's the moments that take your breath away.

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