The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who
had previously divorced 10
husbands. On their wedding night, she told
her new husband to "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can
that be if you've been married ten
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales
Representative; he kept telling me how great it
was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he
was never really sure how it was
suppose to function; but he said he'd look
into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he
said that everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even
though he knew he had the order, he
didn't know when he would be able to
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he
understood the basic process but he wanted
three years to research, implement, and
design a new state of the-art
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he
thought he knew how but he wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he
had a product, he was never sure
how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did
was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did
was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he
ever did was...........
God I miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get