Champ Kind

So you rear-ended Ken Chertow? Did you get any information on his camps?

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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

Wiltz

That's funny. I already new about his camps. He spam mailed me.

Stardust

Ken Chertow does camps? really?

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Super 32 Challenge - November 1, 2008
NC Mat

"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can" -- John Wesley

Zapp Brannigan

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, brig me another beer. It's gonna start!"

This time she looked a little angry, bu brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, get me another beer before it starts!."

"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like a slave, getting you beer after beer? Don't you realize that I cook, clean, wash, and iron all day long??"

The husband sighed and said, "Oh shit, it's started."

BonnieJ2

Ha! I guess she never heard the "Men are Like Linoleum Theory".

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"A weed is a plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wiltz

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.
They had great seats right behind their teams Bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience?

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming
was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!

tpay

A Chinese couple decide to get married: He's the owner of a restaurant; and she's a young beautiful virgin, but quite bashful. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband quickly undresses.

He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be very sensitive and reassuring: "My darling, I know this is you first time and you very frightened... I promise you, I will do anything you want, I will give you anything you want. What is your most secret desire?"

She looks deeply into his eyes and says, "I want number 69."

Quite surprised at her request, he says, "You want beef with broccoli?"

tpay

Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car
accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma.

After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that
she is no longer pregnant.

Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy
and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came
in and named them."

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh, no! Not Bubba;
he's an idiot!"

Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well,
what's the girl's name?"

"Denise," the doctor answers.

The new mother thinks, "Wow! That's a beautiful
name, maybe I was wrong about my brother. I
really like the name Denise."

"What's the boy's name?"

The doctor replies, "Denephew."