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    Topless blondes overpower, rob man in Florida

    Florida: An 18-year-old man from Florida told authorities that he was robbed by a group of women, most of whom were wearing overalls with no shirts or bras on underneath, according to a Martin County Sheriff''s Office report.

    According to the report, Olmer Morales, 18, of Stuart told deputies that he was riding his bicycle to work when a blond woman wearing overalls over a long-sleeved shirt grabbed the handlebars of his bike on the corner of Southeast Ebbtide Avenue and Southeast Salerno Street.

    The man said four thin blond women then emerged wearing overalls with no shirts or bras and surrounded him. He said they took $100 from his back pocket, reports Tcpalm.com.

    Morales, of the 5300 block of Southeast Driftwood Avenue, said he had seen one of the thin thieves walking on Southeast Driftwood Street on a prior occasion.

    Deputies said they had not yet identified any suspects, according to the report.
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    Revenge maybe ?

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    Was one of them armed with a bow and arrow?

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    I bet he couldn't tell the police too many details about what they looked like from the neck up.
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    I'd like to see the police lineup.

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    Something tells me the type of topless blondes that gang up to steal money from a guy are not the type of topless blondes I want to be looking at. I could be wrong, cute girls need money too.
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    How come they didn't take his bike?


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