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    Someone got me readdicted to Collegehumor.com

    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    Someone got me readdicted to Collegehumor.com

    Ahhh, the anti-Frat crew. I remember we use to pop our collars, turn our visors backwards, then my boys and I would beat the piss out of those people, then go home and smoke weed and get hammered, then start yelling "I'm RICK JAMES, *****!!!!". Then we'd wake up in the morning, take our supplements, go work out in our t-shirt with advertisements for non-existent places, and go play basketball with our one black brother. Ahh, Frat life was good.

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    When did you make time to go to Tarjeh?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    VakAttack You are a tool.......

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    OK so I plead guilty to....

    Tanning. I haven't in awhile, but I've been known to.

    Wearing at hat at an asinine angle. Only slightly, maybe a one o'clock angle.

    Wearing all white tennis shoes. Tell me a shiny pair of air force ones aren't nice, and I'll call you a liar. (PS I did not start wearing them because I heard Nelly sing about them, that would make you a tool as well.)

    Carry one notebook to class and pen behind your ear. I make no bones about doing this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    When did you make time to go to Tarjeh?
    After we got done ballin it up. But we were only going to buy our Livestrong bracelets.

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    "Wearing at hat at an asinine angle. Only slightly, maybe a one o'clock angle."

    Ha! I was just watching an old episode of The Wire -a plainclothed cop leaned out of his car window and said (with a straight face) to a street punk "Hey, where do you guys get those hats with the bills on the sides, because every time I go to the store to look for one I can only find the ones with the bills in the front." The kid just looks at him and tells him that they just turn them - I'm not sure if he was really aware that the cop was messing with him, but it cracked me up.
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Never met a frat guy who's ass I couldnt beat

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    I'm sure someone here was in a frat. I never did the frat thing.

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