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    Happy birthday, put your teeth in before you eat.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    To the tune of "The Volga Boatman":

    Happy Birthday
    Happy Birthday
    People starving everywhere
    People dying in dispair
    But Happy Birthday

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    Belated Happy Birthday old dude...

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    Quote Originally Posted by tpay View Post
    Belated Happy Birthday old dude...
    Thanks, but it's not my birthday until . . . wait a minute . . . wasn't I just . . . is it time for The Brady Bunch . . . where's my dinner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flop The Nuts View Post
    That's a euphamism for what, exactly?
    flopping the nuts

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    BRUTUS BUCKEYE WILL TAKE YOU DOWN...

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    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Good stuff. Thanks, Whippet and Bonnie.
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